Mini Dachshund Owner’s Handbook | Nicole & Nora

The Complete Mini Dachshund Owner’s Handbook · Interactive

Fifteen years with a sausage dog, without the surprises

The back, the weight, the potty training that takes months, the bark, the stubborn streak, the three coats and the senior years. Everything we wish someone had handed us the day Nicole came home, with tools you tap, slide and tick instead of pages you skim.

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Sound familiar?

Tap the one that's happened to you.

A taste of what's inside

Flip through a few pages. Swipe on your phone, or use the arrows.

Chapter 3 · The back

IVDD: quiet signs, loud signs

Intervertebral disc disease is the dachshund problem. The signs come in order, and the order tells you how fast to move.

You seeWhat it meansWhat to do
Reluctant to jump, hunched, yelps when lifted, shiveringA sore discStrict rest and a vet today
Wobbly back legs, paws knuckling or crossingThe cord is being pressedEmergency vet now
Can't stand, no tail wag, no reaction to the toesHours matterNearest emergency vet immediately

Never "wait and see" with a dachshund back. The dogs that do best are the ones whose owners moved on the quiet signs.

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Chapter 4 · Food and weight

The waist test

A dachshund should have a waist from above and a tuck from the side. Most don't, and most owners can't see it because they see their dog every day.

LeanWaist visible from above, belly tucks up behind the ribs, ribs easy to feel under a thin cover. Keep it here.
HeavyStraight sides, no tuck, ribs need pressure. Every extra pound loads the spine. Cut ten per cent and re-weigh in a month.
PortionsFeed the dog you want, not the dog you have. Treats come out of the daily amount, not on top of it.
The lookDachshunds beg professionally. The look is not hunger. It is a hound who has learned that the look works.

The handbook's slider gives you a rough daily amount from your dog's weight and body condition. Your vet's number beats ours.

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Chapter 5 · Potty training

Why it takes longer, and the schedule that works

Small bladder, strong nose, low body, hates rain. A dachshund isn't hard to house-train; it's slow, and slow is fine if you know it's coming.

  • 8–12 weeks: out every 45–60 minutes awake, plus after every sleep, meal and play
  • 3–4 months: every 1–2 hours; overnight once
  • 4–6 months: every 2–3 hours; accidents should be rare
  • Rain: a covered spot, a towel at the door, and go out with them, every time
  • Indoors after coming in: they weren't finished. Stay out for the second one
  • Never punish an accident. It only teaches them to hide it

Reward outside, within two seconds, every single time, for months. Boring works.

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Chapter 11 · The senior dachshund

What "slowing down" can hide

Dachshunds live long. The last five years are often the sweetest, if you notice what changes and what shouldn't.

Normal ageingShorter walks, longer naps, greying muzzle, a bit more stubborn, a bit more clingy.
Not just ageDrinking more, pacing at night, new stiffness after rest, lumps that change, bad breath, a dog who stops using the ramp.
ComfortOrthopaedic bed, rugs on hard floors, ramps everywhere, nails short, twice-yearly vet visits with bloods.
The mindConfusion, staring at walls, forgetting the potty routine. Talk to your vet; there are things that help.

The senior comfort checklist saves your ticks so you can see what you've already done.

Sample page · The Mini Dachshund Owner’s Handbook

Sample pages are shortened for the web. The handbook goes deeper on every one, and every chapter has a tool to tap, slide or tick.

How urgent is a dachshund back?

The signs come in order. Tap a rung to see what it looks like and how fast to move. The handbook's IVDD checker does this for your dog, sign by sign.

What's inside

Twelve chapters, each with a tool. Tap a chapter.

1Is a dachshund right for you?

Honest answers before the puppy, or a reality check after. Tool: the fit check, a ten-question needle with an honest verdict.

2The first 30 days

What to do, in what order, from the day they come home. Tool: the 30-day checklist, ticks saved on your device.

3The back: IVDD

How to lower the odds, spot it early and know when it's an emergency. Tool: the IVDD sign checker.

4Food and weight

The waist test, portions, treats, and the begging that isn't hunger. Tool: body-condition slider with a portion calculator.

5Potty training, the dachshund way

Why it takes longer, the schedule by age, rain, and the dog who goes indoors after coming in. Tool: the potty schedule picker.

6The stubborn streak

Hounds aren't stubborn; they're independent. What motivates yours and how to use it. Tool: the motivation picker.

7Barking and the big-dog attitude

Alert, demand, boredom and fear barks, and why each needs a different fix. Tool: the bark sorter.

8Exercise, stairs and jumps

How much, what kind, and the sofa-ramp-stairs question answered once and for all. Tool: the home back-safety audit.

9Coats and grooming

Smooth, long and wire: brushing, bathing, stripping, nails, ears and teeth. Tool: the coat picker.

10Health by age

Vaccines, neutering timing, teeth, weight, and what to watch at every stage. Tool: the health-by-age slider.

11The senior dachshund

Normal ageing versus not-just-age, comfort, the mind, and the last five good years. Tool: the senior comfort checklist.

12Quick-reference charts

IVDD signs and actions, care by age, the three coats and the six dachshund rules, ready to screenshot or print.

★The dachshund test and your certificate

Twenty statements about dachshunds: true, or a myth? Score 17 or more and a Certified Dachshund Person certificate with your name appears, ready to print.

Who it's for

Get it if you…

  • are thinking about a dachshund and want the honest version first
  • have a new puppy and want the first month to go right
  • have an adult dachshund and have ever wondered "is this normal for the breed?"
  • want to know the back signs before you ever need them
  • have a senior sausage dog and want the last years to be the best ones

Skip it if you…

Nicole, a long-haired miniature dachshund, sitting on a cream sofa

From the humans behind Nicole & Nora

We have two miniature dachshunds, a ramp at every piece of furniture, a drawer of harnesses that didn't fit, and a vet who knows us by name. Everything in this handbook was learned the slow way so you can learn it the fast way.

It's honest about the breed. Dachshunds bark, dig, hold grudges against rain and take months to house-train. They're also the funniest, most loyal dogs we've ever known. This is the handbook that lets you have the second part without being ambushed by the first.

Force-free, always. Educational content, never a substitute for your vet.

Which one do you need?

 Dachshund articlesThe Dachshund HandbookThe Dog Language Handbook
What it isFree blog posts, one topic eachThe whole breed in twelve chapters, with toolsReading any dog's body language
Best forA quick answerLiving with a dachshund, puppy to seniorUnderstanding stress, fear and illness signals
PriceFree$24.99$19.99
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Questions

What format is the handbook?

An interactive HTML handbook you download straight after purchase and open in any browser on your phone, tablet or computer. No app, no login. Twelve chapters with tools to tap, slide and tick, flip cards, quick checks, a true-or-myth test with a certificate, and printable charts. Your progress and checklists save on your device.

Is it only for miniature dachshunds?

It is written for minis, because that is who we live with, but the back, the coat, the potty training, the bark and the stubborn streak are the same dog in a bigger package. Standard owners will find every chapter applies; only the weights and portions differ.

My dachshund is already an adult. Is it still useful?

Yes. The first-30-days chapter is for puppies, but the back, weight, barking, exercise, coat, health-by-age and senior chapters are the ones adult owners tell us they needed years ago.

Does it replace my vet?

No. The IVDD sign checker is a triage tool that tells you how urgent things are, not a diagnosis. When in doubt, ring the vet. Everything in the handbook is educational.

What if it's not for me?

Email us within 7 days of purchase and we'll refund it in full.

Is it force-free?

Yes. Nothing in the handbook uses fear, pain or intimidation. Dachshunds are stubborn because they were bred to be; the handbook works with that, not against it.

Long dog, long life, no surprises

Read the back chapter tonight. Set up the ramp tomorrow. The rest of the fifteen years gets easier from there.

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